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this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia

Sia - Chandelier (Official Video) (by SiaVEVO)

You know you grow your own weed when the first solution that comes to mind for dry/hard food is to “tortilla it”

50 crunchy cookies and some rock hard red vines… saved!

So Im fresh out of the shower and I put my foot yo on the toilet so my vagina can air dry and suddenly I smell popcorn… Then my toddler knocks and the door and asks if I want some.





Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses



Rock/Cool/Styled Child Legacy,
Zoe Kravitz hits up Coachella.

To be real honest, I give no 0 to the homie Zoe, because she just so happens to born with effortless cool style.

She hit up Coachella today with her new Boyfriend?! Dude name is Noah, him and Zoe look cute.
Lola wolf her band also performed, and Zoe also hit up Nylon Magazine party. Not to mention Zoe has is sporting a new blonde look. Is it for fun? Or for a new role? Doesn’t matter everybody is gonna love it anyway.

Really I just love how she puts the most simplest pieces together, and things may not look too hot, but her attitude, and killer aura makes you love it.

Thats why its very important to know and love your style.
A for Zoe.

My queen

I want to be cleaning but with Avery and I being sick again I should be resting and eating to reserve energy. Im getting so restless but fuck, it takes me like 3 hours lately to do the kitchen. Plus Avery’s room needs to be cleaned.


"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 


-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.